Frame by Frame

So I was going to go downstairs to get some milk and something by the door caught my eye. Some tiny movement. I inspected. It was a fucking praying matnis! How the hell did that thing get in my room? How long has it been in here? WTF?!! Took me a good 15 mins of collective bravery to try to catch it. But the thing looked like it knew what I was doing. I saw it anticipating my moves so it could fly around. I didn't even know that dam thing could fly! After hiding on top of my tall bookshelf for a minute or so (sneaky bastard), I starting shifting some stuff around with a rolled up magazine, and I saw him hiding there. He didn't even budge when I was disturbing stuff that was touching him, or even moving him. Then eventually I just smashed the bastard under a picture frame it was hiding under. It didn't kill him though, still kind of trying to move. After another light smash (didn't want to smear the thing on my shelf) it calmed down more, and then I scooped it into a jar...

Well it's not really an "April Fool's Edition," it just happens to be written today. But I digress...today's rant will be about drivers who leave too much space in front of them. Not really on the freeway, thats fine, I can pass you. I'm talking about the people who leave more than 1/2 a car's length between them and the car in front at a traffic light. This didn't really piss me off today, but I was just entertained. So on my way back from work, almost the whole way down the long street I take there was this white VW Beetle that consistantly would stop a good 1.5 car lengths behind the car in front (me for the most part). I get leaving space for that whole "in case someone rear ends you, you don't hit the car in front"  thing, but you don't need that  much space. Especially when there are more than 3 cars behind you. You ain't gonna be pushed that far. The reason that it pisses me off is because countless times I have been behind...