So I was going to go downstairs to get some milk and something by the door caught my eye. Some tiny movement.
I inspected.
It was a fucking praying matnis! How the hell did that thing get in my room? How long has it been in here? WTF?!!
Took me a good 15 mins of collective bravery to try to catch it. But the thing looked like it knew what I was doing. I saw it anticipating my moves so it could fly around. I didn't even know that dam thing could fly!
After hiding on top of my tall bookshelf for a minute or so (sneaky bastard), I starting shifting some stuff around with a rolled up magazine, and I saw him hiding there. He didn't even budge when I was disturbing stuff that was touching him, or even moving him.
Then eventually I just smashed the bastard under a picture frame it was hiding under. It didn't kill him though, still kind of trying to move. After another light smash (didn't want to smear the thing on my shelf) it calmed down more, and then I scooped it into a jar and tossed it outside still partially alive.
Look at him...sneaky bastard.
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